Feast #196

Decided to start doing the Feast again. Enjoy.

Appetizer

When was the last time you had your hair cut/trimmed?

A week ago.

Soup

Name one thing you miss about being a child.

Innocence.

Salad

Pick one: butter, margarine, olive oil.

BUTTER, YUM!!!!!

Main Course

If you could learn another language, which one would you pick, and why?

Spanish. Almost forced to...

Dessert

Finish this sentence: In 5 years I expect to be…

Debt free, contently involved with a wonderful, independent woman, professionally successful, spending more quality time with my boys. Raising them as a Daddy should...

Feast #175

Appetizer
What is your middle name? Would you change any of your names if you could? If so, what would you like to be called?
Joseph. Probably not.

Soup
If you were a fashion designer, which fabrics, colors, and styles would you probably use the most?
Whatever the ladies like!!! Seriously, whatever I am comfortable in.

Salad
What is your least favorite chore, and why?
Making my bed. Therefore, I don't!

Main Course
What is something that really frightens you, and can you trace it back to an event in your life?
What the hell kind of psychoanalytical question is that? Screw you...

Dessert
Where are you sitting right now? Name 3 things you can see at this moment.
On the couch. My computer screen, CSI on the TV, and a woodless fireplace.

Feast #174

Appetizer
When was the last time you received a surprise in the mail, and what was it?
Earlier this week. It was from my mom!!
Unfortunately, it was a bill from my divorce lawyer..

Soup
If you could have a summer and/or winter home, where would you want it to be?
My summer home would be here in Chicago.
My winter home would be somewhere in North Carolina.

Salad
Pick one: pineapple, orange, banana, apple, cherry.
Cherry.

Main Course
Describe the nicest piece of clothing that you own.
Not right now...

Dessert
If you could forget one whole day from your life, which day would you choose to wipe from your memory?
The day I got divorced...

Feast #173

Appetizer
Name 2 things you would like to accomplish in 2008.
Companionship and professional success.

Soup
With which cartoon character do you share personality traits?
I have no idea, anyone?!?

Salad
What time of day (or night) were you born?
I believe it was around 10:05PM or so on a Wednesday.
Mom, is that right?

Main Course
Tell us something special about your hometown.
My family is there!

Dessert
If you could receive a letter from anyone in the world, who would you want to get one from?
My children...

Feast #172

Appetizer
Make up a word and give us its definition.

Cyberclops- A virtual robotic insect (thanks Becca!)

Soup
What is currently your favorite song?

Una Palabra by Carlos Varela (Man on Fire Soundtrack)

This is also in my YouTube player right now...

Salad
What’s at the top of your Christmas wish list this year?

Coming home

Finding...

Main Course
Name a scent that reminds you of someone special in your life.

Sweet Pea from Bath and Body Works

Dessert
Who is someone on television that you feel probably shouldn't be, and why?

George W. Bush

Feast #171

Appetizer
What was the last game you purchased?

Marriage, I suppose!!! Sorry, I'm still bitter...

Soup
Name something in which you don’t believe.

Racism.

Salad
If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?

Michael Clark Duncan (The Green Mile)

Main Course
What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Oh Shit- LIFE...

Dessert
Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.

Me across from Joanne with the people outside.

(i know none of you will understand this one)

Feast #170

Appetizer
What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?

I don't like crowds, so I don't have a favorite.

Soup
How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?

Anyone who knows me knows there is no

such thing as an "uncomfortable social situation"!!!

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?

Can someone else answer this question for me?!?!?

Main Course
Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?

Hell NO!!!!!! & Hell NOOOOOO!!!

Dessert
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?

The TV is on when I am on my computer mostly for background noise, but to answer the question 5-8.

Feast #169

Appetizer
What was your first “real” job?

Good N' Plenty Pizza. Thanks Nancy for everything!!!

Soup
Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity?

Downtown Chicago

Salad
Complete this sentence: I am embarrassed when…

I am not in control...

Main Course
What values did your parents instill in you?

Responsibility

Dessert
Name 3 fads from your teenage years.

Lowriders, Wheels sticking out past the well, and EXTREME BASS

Feast #168

I haven't done a feast in awhile because I haven't been getting the updates. So here you go.

Appetizer

Which snack do you like to get when you go to the movies?

Popcorn, extra butter!!

Soup

What year did you start using the internet?

1996

Salad

What is your first name in Pig Latin? (Here’s how to speak it if you don’t already know!)

Igbay Ayay

Main Course

Name something you are picky about.

Everything.

Dessert

Fill in the blanks: I _found someone_ yesterday and I _lost her_ today.

Feast #147

Appetizer
What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

Niagara Chocolate Co's. dark chocolate drizzled popcorn.
YUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?

In my hometown 5, globally 1.

Salad
Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld. He's Kramer and he reminds me of my cousin George!!!!

Main Course
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Yes I do. Ebay, Overstock.com, coldsteel.com, casual male.com, shelton-mathews.com, and so many, many more

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I think _Cannoli__ should be _filled through and through_.

Join the Feast!!!

Feast #146

Appetizer
Name something you think is “the best.”
Cuddling. The Rain.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 highest), how stressed are you today?

7

Salad
What kind of cleanser do you use to wash your face?

Irish Spring

Main Course
Tonight is a blue moon! What is something that you believe only happens “once in a blue moon.”

Lately?!?! Me being satisfied and content.....

Dessert
When was the last time it rained where you live?

Today, I love the rain!!!

Feast #145

Appetizer
Name a sound you like to hear.

A woman breathing while embraced in MY arms.

Soup
What is your favorite kind of cheese?

Havarti Butter

Salad
Do you sleep late on Saturday mornings? Why or why not?

I sleep late everyday, I have the best shift!!!

Main Course
When was the last time you forgot something? What was it, and how long did it take to remember it?

What kind of question is that???

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I notice __Scents___ when _I close my eyes_.

Feast #141

Appetizer

How fast can you type?

multiple words a minute. not quite sure the exact amount.

Soup

What is your favorite online game?

Monkey kick-off. It's addictive and simple. I challenge you!!!!!

Salad

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), how intelligent do you think you are?

7 maybe 8, with intellect.

Main Course

Name three of your best teachers from your school years.

Mrs. Dechant-8th grade English

Ms. Harrison-High School English

Mrs. Smith-5th grade

Dessert

What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?

Take my kids to the movies and spend some time with them.

Fix my mom's basement steps. Nothing else!!!

Feast #139

Appetizer
When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?

Blue

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?

9

Salad
Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What’s the total?

2023

Main Course
Have you ever “re-gifted” anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?

Not sure. Don't remember specifically.

Dessert
Name something you need from the store.

Printer cartridges.

Feast #123

Appetizer
What is one of your Christmas traditions?

We go to my sister's house on X-mas day.


Soup
Who is the easiest person on your list to buy presents for?

My brother-in-law. I can just get him a gift card to any Home Depot and he will find what he wants!!


Salad
What is your favorite Christmas scent?

Although I do not like X-mas, as a whole, I do like the smell of a live tree in the house.


Main Course
If you could give a fellow blogger a Christmas gift, who would it be and what would you give them?

Shawnee. A new house. So she can move on with her never ending sagas of selling!!!! I love you and you know it!!!


Dessert
What's something on your Christmas wish list this year that you need (not just want)?

I do not have a wish list. Ba-humbug!!

Feast #121

Appetizer

Which language would you like to learn and why?

All of them because then I can be like Montel Williams!!


Soup

What's the funniest thing you've heard or read so far this week?

Bubba's ringer on his cell phone


Salad

Which movie was so bad you couldn't watch the whole thing?

Napoleon Dynamite, no thanks to Chris!!!!


Main Course

If there were a holiday in your honor that didn't use your actual name, what would the day be called?

Big A's Hour (I don't like that kind of attention)


Dessert

Name one movie which is coming out soon that you would like to see.

I have no idea.

Feast #119

Appetizer
Have you ever changed a flat tire by yourself?

Oh yes, many times... Rain, sleet and snow.


Soup
Do you have an "innie" or an "outie" belly button?

Super Innie, it could be a home for small animals.


Salad
Name a new paint color and describe it.

I hate painting...


Main Course
What is your favorite holiday tradition?

The stockings.... I have always loved getting stockings for Christmas, more so than the other presents.
Close second, Thanksgiving, I believe that is quite possibly my favorite holiday, period.


Dessert
If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be, and why?

Sugar cookie. Cause it is my favorite and no other reason.

Feast #118

Appetizer

Do you believe there is intelligent life on other planets?

It would depend on your definition of "intelligent". Do I believe that there is something or someone else out there? Yes, maybe they will abduct W and save the world.

Soup
What is one thing you said you'd never do, but you eventually did?

Got married, bought a house, raise a family, leave the family business, own a little dog, bite my tongue... Damn, what happened to me?! YOUR FIRED!!!!

Salad
Who is the teacher that influenced you the most in school?

Mrs. Dechant, 7th & 8th grade English at St. Rose School. She identified that I was bored with the normal books and information that were available. She introduced me to Poe and transcendental philosophy. She taught me it was OK to write down my feelings and express myself in writing. She also showed me that my thoughts can never be taken from me, even on paper.

Main Course
If you could trade places with anyone for one day, who would it be and why?

My wife. I would like to see what it would be like to be in her shoes, in all aspects of her life.

Dessert
What is your favorite dish to prepare?

Corn fritters, they are a variations of my sisters recipe, that (if I do say so myself) I have perfected. very simple, very easy, very delicious.